She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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