He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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