I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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