Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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