is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
where are my eyebrows?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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