if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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