how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
