How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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