so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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