You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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