White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
