so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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