I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I want a musical about memes.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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