Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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