He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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