We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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