The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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