some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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