If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
