apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Randomize
