Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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