I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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