Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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