Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
