Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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