HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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