Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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