After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
bring money and cleavage
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
