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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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