I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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