There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
We had sex on a dog bed..
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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