who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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