His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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