C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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