I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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