What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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