one might say we're banned from that church
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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