I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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