I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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