This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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