i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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