Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Someone signed my nipple.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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