How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
oh god the rape fog is back!
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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