ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
i think my cat just said my name.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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