He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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