We won't sleep together?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Come see our sink grown plant.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
