it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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