We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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