Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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