fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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