is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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