just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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