I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
i think my cat just said my name.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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