David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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