i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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