i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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